Enjoy this fun but true compilation of why women love cruising!

1. No cooking.
2. No cleaning.
3. No grocery shopping to do – just shopping for jewellery and perfume in the ship’s shops!
4. You get served by waiters, barmen, butlers and cabin stewards.
5. Bingo every day.
6. It’s totally relaxing, with non-stop pampering and nothing to do but have fun.
7. There are lots of cocktails to try and no-one bats an eyelid if you start sampling before noon!
8. There’s lots onboard the ship for the male partner to do on his own and for the woman to do by herself and lots to do together so everyone’s happy.
9. Your adult children can’t turn up with their kids for you to look after!
10. There’s a spa sanctuary onboard that you can use every day.